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Quick Joke - Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger and Rafa Benitez Go To Heaven

The three of them are sent to the pearly gates of heaven where they have to give a 5 minute talk on why St Peter, should support their club.

Arsene Wenger starts off first, and in the end St Peter praises him and says 'by the way, did you remember that time when Eduardo so blatantly and obviously dived in that game?'

Wenger Replies 'I cannot say, maybe possibly I dunno - I didn't 'see it'. This upsets St Peter of a bit , so he sends Arsene Wenger back to earth.

Rafa has his turn, sits down and places a big sealed portfolio with files inside it. He gives St Peter a 5 min talk on why Liverpool is the best club in the world and why he should support his club. St Peter intrupts him at 4:50 seconds and asks 'but how can you be so sure Liverpool FC are the best club of the three to support ?'

And Rafa simply says 'St Peter, I'm simply stating the facts'. St Peter doesn't like the tone of Rafa's voice, so sends him back to earth too.

St Peter looks towards Alex Ferguson and SAF remarks "5 minutes? Is that all you're giving me ?. This is a <beep> disgrace...

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