The Special One – The Managers on Unemployment

In this episode Jose remembers back to when he told Lampard he was the greatest midfielder in the world while he was taking a shower. The Cristiano puppet also makes an appearance and is a bit jealous of Macheda recent attention. Then Sven is looking for a job – although he doesn’t want everyone to know about it.

Rooney: "He even tracks back. Whole career ahead of him like."

Cristiano: "He has no six pack. I score goal from 40 yards against Porto."

From the Daily Mail, Lampard talks about Jose Mourinho and the infamous shower talk:

‘His man management was just terrific,’ said Lampard. ‘He knew how to get into people’s heads. He got into mine the moment he came. He has that air of arrogance, that confidence, and it rubs off.

‘I have never had a manager who, while I’m standing in the shower cleaning my balls, tells me I’m the best player in the world. He did that. I’ll never forget it. So casual. “You’re the best player in the world, but you need to win titles”.