Biggest Hair in Football: Benoit Assou-Ekotto

Tottenham Hotspurs left back Benoit Assou-Ekotto definitely has the biggest hair in the entire English Premier League, and perhaps in all of world football.

It’s a wonder the league doesn’t foce him to wear it in braids as it might hurt someone or actually envelop them like some kind of hair tornando. I’m also starting to think he might have a few things hidden up in that lid.

Ekotto appears nearly Bob Marley happy though, and that’s all that matters, right? I’m sure Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp could careless what he does with his hair as long as he keeps playing well.

Perhaps Ekotto is just wearing his hair like that to make all the balding footballers jealous. Or, maybe he stumbled upon some magic hair growing formula.

It must take hours and hours to braid his hair. I’m guesing David Silva is happy Ekotto braided his hair though. Silva could have been hurt. And if Ekotto hadn’t gone with the braids when they faced off versus Manchester City, you wouldn’t even see Silva in this picture.