Castrol Ultimate Performing Player

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Castrol have taken fantasy football to a whole new level with their Ultimate Performing Player!

With the unmistakable hair of Carles Puyol, the eyes of Xavi, Lionel Messi’s dynamic left foot and the accuracy of Thierry Henrys right, the explosive legs of Cristiano Ronaldo and the imposing height of Peter Crouch, the Ultimate Performing Player may look a little odd, but can boast a transfer value of over £270million!

I wonder what Puyol thinks of all this? How much is the use of his hair worth? What do you think of this Castrol football player ranking system?

Here’s the breakdown of what players attributes were used in the creation of the ultimate player:

Height: Peter Crouch
Hair: Carles Puyol
Eyes: Xavi
Chin: Paolo Maldini
Chest: Michael Ballack
Arms: Rory Delap
Hands: Julio Cesar
Legs: Cristiano Ronaldo
Left foot: Lionel Messi
Right foot: Thierry Henry

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